An evening best forgotten beside the platform
The evening was terrible from the start, a terrible queue, a terrible table, and an awful, miserable draught from the door.
The soup arrived awful and lukewarm, the bread stale and dreadful, and the service turned more horrible and disastrous by the hour.
A miserable waiter brought mismatched plates, a miserable manager shrugged, and the catastrophic billing mistake took an hour to undo.
The worst course was a disastrous stew, the next worst a dreadful pie, and the dessert was frankly appalling and disappointing.
It was a catastrophic, horrible, disappointing night, an awful end to a dreadful week, and a miserable, terrible memory.
Terrible coffee, horrible seating, appalling noise, disastrous timing, and a disappointing bill made the whole trip catastrophic.
Avoid this dreadful place, avoid the terrible parking, avoid the horrible queue, and avoid the miserable, awful, disastrous so called service.
The catastrophic finale, a catastrophic refund process, and a catastrophic apology letter left the worst possible impression of the worst run, terrible diner.